“Oh, what’s this? A woodshed?” – Katherine
“Yeah, we use it for excercise primarily though. Swimming and running are fine for keeping the weight down, but this does great work on the upper body and back.” – Blue
“And take it from me, a strong back is crucial for some of us!” – Muz-Ra
“So, are you going to show me how it’s done?” – Katia
“Sure! Let me just limber up a bit…” – Muz-Ra

“Just grab an unsplit log and set it up on this trunk…” – Muz-Ra
“Oh, this ought to be good!” – Blue

“…bring the axe back and…”

“…put your heart into it!” – Muz-Ra
“Whoa! You weren’t kidding, Red! I didn’t know you came up here regularly.” – Blue
“Oh yeah – believe me, I need a strong back to keep these boobs from killing me! What about you Blue, do you come up here? Want to give one a whack?” – Muz-Ra
“Sure! Hand me that axe…” – Blue

“I expect I know what Red thinks of when she splits one of these. What about you Blue? Anything in particular run through your head when you excercise up here?”
“Don’t be suprised if I don’t split it in one blow – it’s been a while and my muscles aren’t what they should be.” – Blue
“You didn’t answer her question Blue. What runs through your mind when you’re wielding a 20 pound sharpened axe on an innocent log?” – Muz-Ra

“Well, I guess mostly I think about exotic clothing, tailors and the tensile strength of zippers when applied to latex body suits.” – Blue

“HA! Now THAT makes sense! What about you Kat? Wanna try it?” – Muz-Ra
“Naa – it’s getting dark and hard to see. Probably not a great time for doing this for the first time.” – Katherine
“You want to go back?” – Muz-Ra
“Not really. It’s awfully nice out tonight. Lets just hang out here for a bit, ok? Which reminds me Blue, you never did tell me your real name.” – Katherine
“Oh, it’s nothing unusual. I’m known as Kal-Lee at home.” – Blue

“Well I’m Katherine Managan and it’s nice to meet you properly Kal-Lee.” – Katherine
“Oh, you can call me Blue, I really don’t mind at all. I kind of like it.” – Blue
“You know, that’s a very Human name Katherine. Mind telling us how you came to have such a name?” – Muz-Ra

“That’s a pretty long story I’m afraid.” – Katherine
“You got somewhere you need to be soon? On a summer night like this, I’m ready to spend the whole night lying up here under the moon.” – Blue (a bit wistfully)
“Yeah Kat. Let’s just stay up here tonight. Well, until it turns cold at least. This valley doesn’t even have any bugs except the fireflies.” – Muz-Ra
“Well, ok – but stop me when I get boring…” – Katherine

“So, do you think you’re some sort of reincarnation of this Katia?” – Blue
“And I don’t care WHAT else she did, painting fur is dumb no matter what!” – Muz-Ra
“Not really Blue, and that’s kinda interesting to hear coming from someone whose whole nose is red!” – Katherine
“Hey, that’s different!” – Muz-Ra

“Yeah, I guess so. But which is worse, the fool who painted on underwear or the fool who followed her?” – Katherine (sheepishly)
“Hey, at least you have a REASON to want to stay covered up all the time.” – Muz-Ra
“Well yes, but mine was self-inflicted.” – Katherine
“(so was mine)” – Blue (quietly)
(Two heads turn to Blue)































